Nocturnal Pets vs. REM: All you ever need to know

1. Place vacuum cleaner outside bedroom door.
2. Run cord under door.
3. Attach cord to flip switch, and plug in.
4. Place flip switch under pillow.
5. When mid-night scratching, banging, chewing, or meowing ensues, reach under pillow, flip switch on and off.
6. Giggle yourself back to sweet slumber as felines scamper down hallway.
7. Repeat as necessary (won’t be long – they HATE this!)
Had I discovered this 10 years ago with the last one, I might look 5 years younger for all the lost sleep I could have saved. (See below: Latest Try: LiftSP Anti-wrinkle Serum)